Firearms

[CleanShavenJesus]

"Accidental" gets to be ambivalent. I was pulling out of a Cracker Barrel parking space (don't judge me, I live in the South) and I FUCKING CHECKED BEHIND ME, and all of a sudden I was backed into a minivan, who had also been backing out.

I had just bought my Scion, and it was only a scratch, but whose fault was it? She said mine. I goddamn checked - I say it was hers. Do we both get punished? I had a scratched fender - she just had to pop some plastic back in place.

Hey, don't knock Cracker Barrel. Whether I'm here in Long Island, going down Virginia, or all the way in backwoods upstate NY, I can never go on a road trip without stopping at Cracker Barrel.