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Songs of Praise
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RE: Songs of Praise
Lol @Craveman,

I've heard an interpretation of the whole Lazarus/Jesus "returning from the dead" as an early experiment with some form of zombie powder. Anyone familiar with, "The Serpent and the Rainbow." would know what I am talking about. There is a blowfish with a certian chemical (Yes, some preperations are made with poison frogs but not the one spoke of in the movie) that, when taken in the right dosage, will cause a death-like paralysis. The way the story goes, Jesus knew he was going to be targeted for execution so rather than fight it he and his disciples crafted a potion that would only simulate death and Lazarus was the first experiment. So, no wonder Jesus was all non-chalant when he heard about Lazarus' death. Now flash forward to a certain rag used to wet Jesus' lips and voila! Magic managed!

Rhizo
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Songs of Praise - by Darwinian - November 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 15, 2009 at 1:41 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Darwinian - November 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 15, 2009 at 1:58 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 15, 2009 at 6:11 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 18, 2009 at 11:13 am
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 18, 2009 at 5:04 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 19, 2009 at 8:52 am
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 20, 2009 at 12:03 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 22, 2009 at 5:45 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 23, 2009 at 5:44 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by downbeatplumb - November 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 21, 2009 at 5:05 am
RE: Songs of Praise - by Violet - November 23, 2009 at 5:45 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by fr0d0 - November 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Violet - November 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Craveman - November 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
RE: Songs of Praise - by Rhizomorph13 - November 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm

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