Radiometric Dating

[lukec]

Do you actually not realize that the egyptian built several pyramids during this supposed flood? Don't you find that really fucking impressive? I'd love to see an egyptian build a pyramid in the largest flood in existence! Maybe they also arranged the species fossilized into chronological layers of strata all over the globe while they weren't busy building fucking pyramids inside a few thousand feet of water!

Dude, don't you see!? This actually solves the mystery of how the Egyptians moved so much rock- they just floated it in. It's so simple. (Side note: perhaps they chronologically organized the species as they were moving stone from their quarries?)