This is stupid. We did not evolve from apes, morons. That's ridiculous because they're hairy, and, well, some of us aren't.
A God who existed since forever, made an imperfect servant that would later become Satan, created a perpetual torture chamber to throw evil doers in, then wave a fruit in his creation's face only to prohibit it, if not throw them in the chamber, but is really love for all, who killed all life in a great flood except for a few in a huge boat, kind of like the giant fish that swallowed one of his creations then spit it out once he apologized... makes more sense to me. Duh.
A God who existed since forever, made an imperfect servant that would later become Satan, created a perpetual torture chamber to throw evil doers in, then wave a fruit in his creation's face only to prohibit it, if not throw them in the chamber, but is really love for all, who killed all life in a great flood except for a few in a huge boat, kind of like the giant fish that swallowed one of his creations then spit it out once he apologized... makes more sense to me. Duh.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
