Conflicting statements in the bible

[Cinjin]

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A: "The simplest explanation is always the most likely."
T: Why does the universe just "simply exist"?
A: Because that's simple.
T: But it's irrational.
A: You're just too dumb to understand. Why do you "engage in contortions" and revel in the "belief of the believers".
T: That doesn't actually answer my objection.
A: You never made one; you're just dumb.
T: The universe "simply existing" is irrational. Therefore, the claim "the universe exists because it's simple" is irrational.
A: You're so dumb. Your God is evil.
T: That's a red herring, sir. I'd like if you'd address my question.
A: Can't answer me? I think that means you concede. I'll take this as a win.
T: This isn't a contest, and you changed the subject. Talk about the matter at hand.
A: I win. Give me my trophy.
T: I think you're a troll.
A: I should receive laurel and food for life.
A: I am so awesome. No one can beat me.
A: I will probably say that in reality, this conversation is flipped and T stands for Tard.
A: I'm a genius. I connected that T and tard start with the same letter.
A: Where is T? He probably ran away scared.
A: ...
A: Hello?
A: I need to find someone else to give me attention...

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What does this bit of ridiculous propaganda have to do with the OP regarding biblical contradictions?

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It doesn't matter what the Babbly book says,

Yes, we all know that you do not care what scripture actually says; your assertion that it has contradictions without possessing even a basic working knowledge of Biblical theology or hermeneutics makes that quite apparent.

You're real big on this 'assertion' thing aren't you. Everybody else is guilty of making baseless assertions while you yourself are the poster-child for finger pointing and blatant hypocrisy. I was a faithful member of a fundamental Baptist church for 18 years. I attended Bob Jones University for 2 years and I was instructed and tutored in Evangelism for one year. You yourself make the baseless assertion that I don't even have a basic working knowledge of Biblical theology. Quite the miserable christian fail. Luckily you clearly have the ability to interpret the Bible any way you please and your shitty behavior and your dirty hypocrisy can all be justified at any time.

oh and by the way. Which one of you is right? Is it you Tex? Is your church the right interpreters or should I go with those True Christians down in Westboro? How bout the Ku Klux Klan? Do they have it right? What a pathetic joke of god you all serve.

People disagreeing about what the correct interpretation of scripture is only proves what we already knew (and what scripture teaches), namely that people are fallible.

Yes, but supposedly your god is not fallible and yet he can't seem to overcome the abundant typos and miss-translations. "Hey, our god is all-powerful and lives inside every single person who accepts him. Oddly, enough ... yeah ... he can't seem to keep the very people he lives inside of from screwing up his divine words."

I studied this horse shit for well-over three decades and the plain truth is, one has to close his eyes and ears, and fight to accept the stupidity that is the Bible.


As for that ridiculous remark about me being rude (from the rudest people on these forums): I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.