Here's my favourite insult ever, at least so far,
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Stephen Fry on the show A Bit of Fry and Laurie Wrote:You low corrosive lump of fecal horror! You maniac bastardly turd! I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arsepit than remain one moment more in your defiling company! You're filth! You're cack! You're the ooze of a burst boil! I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime! Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat! Your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum!
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