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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
Time for some true gems from ChristianForums!

ChristianForums Wrote:Thinking for ourselves is quite dangerous..

Would it not, rather, be prudent to seek the Lord and Live?

Zeena,
REF: http://www.christianforums.com/t7407188-6/#post53009630


ChristianForums Wrote:Ok...let's plant the feet firmly on the ground and imagine what kind of changes Obama would initiate in America.

1. There will be more mosques and Islam will become dominant.
2. Racial tensions will increase.
3. Gays and abortionists will be given more rights.
4. Taxes will go sky high to subsidize special interests.
5. Christianity will undergo greater attack and laws will be passed that the Bible is hate speech.
6. Obama's pals will be appointed to his cabinet and include known terrorists and hate-mongers.
7. Obama will accept terrorist organizations/countries and deal face to face with Hamas and Hezbollah to the detriment of Israel.
8. America's military strength will be weaker as Obama cuts military.
9. Obama would give away our sovereignty to the UN or other global government.


Furthermore, of course politicians speak and lie to get votes for their own self interests.

None of the candidates are good. This country is hobbling along and is being done in as we speak by economic gymnastics and contortions that are giving an appearance that all is well to the general public while the government is stocking up on necessities.

Paranoid? I'd say that it's more like my eyes are open and it isn't pretty.
REF: http://www.christianforums.com/t7099062-6/#post46684516
CF Wrote:Why are unbelievers pro-abortion, but believers are against abortion?
We already know for a scientific fact that life begins at conception, and that human life begins once the woman's egg begins it's cellular division (meiosis) after fertilization.
Being armed with these scientific facts, why do the Atheists and the unbelievers do the non-scientific thing and adopt an arbitrary reference for their definition of life? Why does one (confused) unbeliever point to the first trimester and yell, "There!" and another (confused) unbeliever point to the second trimester and yell, "No, it's there!"
A third yet will withhold pointing the finger until the baby's head has completely emerged from its womb!

Is it that with the unbeliever politics will always trump reason? And if the unbeliever always allows politics to trump reason, what right does he have in saying religion is unreasonable?

Fellow-believers, do you think there's a cure for this deficiency of the human condition?

REF: http://www.christianforums.com/t7298870/#post49048213
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Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 28, 2009 at 4:36 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - August 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Overmars - August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 30, 2009 at 2:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - August 30, 2009 at 4:55 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - August 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - September 10, 2009 at 5:51 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - September 10, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Darwinian - August 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:43 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 11:33 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 6:06 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - September 3, 2009 at 11:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 4, 2009 at 12:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 10, 2009 at 10:01 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - September 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by UpNorth - September 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by littlegrimlin1 - September 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Sudekai - November 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - December 1, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Autumnlicious - December 2, 2009 at 12:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 2:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - December 20, 2009 at 3:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 4:56 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - December 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Ashes1995 - December 29, 2009 at 3:54 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by downbeatplumb - January 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - January 12, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - January 16, 2010 at 7:36 am

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