(May 6, 2013 at 10:10 am)Tonus Wrote:(May 5, 2013 at 12:12 am)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: OTOH, the guy could rise from the dead but could not get out of the tomb with an angel to let him out.
I like to think that in the anime for the NT, Jesus fashions a mystical whip out of the bones of his sacrificed carcass, lashes the boulder (smashing it into millions of tiny fragments that liquefy the Roman guards standing outside) and then uses his laser vision to etch "JESUS WAS HERE" on a slab of rock that happened to conveniently be lying nearby.
And then later, when he met the disciples and Thomas asked to see the holes in his hands, he snapped his neck with a swift and graceful move and then resurrected him. And everybody had a huge laugh at Thomas' expense, because what kind of pussy would doubt Jesus like that???
I like it. Feel like writing a gospel?
