Excuse: I didn't mean to finish so soon; it's just that you squeezed so hard it just happened. It's not my fault. It's yours.
Reason: I keep jacking off on my own free time, so when I finally have time alone with you my body responds as it does when I practice on my own in a hurry to not get caught.
Excuse: I was listening to you, but my head hurt so hard that while you were talking I heard strange pounding noises in the back of my head and it kept me from understanding your entire point.
Reason: I don't remember what you said because while you were talking I was thinking of Johnny Depp and Megan Fox going at it in the trunk of my car.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
