Define Excuse?

[TosinAsLeader]

Excuse: I didn't mean to finish so soon; it's just that you squeezed so hard it just happened. It's not my fault. It's yours.

Reason: I keep jacking off on my own free time, so when I finally have time alone with you my body responds as it does when I practice on my own in a hurry to not get caught.

Excuse: I was listening to you, but my head hurt so hard that while you were talking I heard strange pounding noises in the back of my head and it kept me from understanding your entire point.

Reason: I don't remember what you said because while you were talking I was thinking of Johnny Depp and Megan Fox going at it in the trunk of my car.

Probably the best explanation lol. I can imagine Johnny Deep and Megan Fox doing such a thing.