(May 7, 2013 at 1:12 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:(May 6, 2013 at 5:19 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Why did God design my body so that my G-spot is inside of my anus, if it was his intention that I not be sexually stimulated in that region? Why did he design the anus so that it is pleasurable for both parties, sexually?Nothing pleasant about shit and hemerroids. Maybe it's up your ass, surrounded by shit that's filled with harmful bacteria in a presumably tight inaccessible place so you don't mess with it.
That did not answer the question. Why create a sexual pleasure spot and make it safely accessible, if it was not intended to be accessed?
For that matter, why did God make it necessary to defecate in the first place? Why not make it so that our bodies could absorb all that we end up wasting, or make it so that waste could be disposed of in a cleaner, more efficient manner? Do I get to hear you explain how your intelligent designer made our digestive systems wasteful and inefficient even compared to other animals for a purpose? Is it vital to God's plan that humans bust out the dooks?
But, wait, you say, poop is necessary! It acts as a fertilizer! But, of course, this is by design too, and it didn't have to be. The only logical answer is that God has a shit fetish.
