I'll see that bet and raise it to $50 on Polaris. Surely if he speaks in tongues [ergo god is speaking through him], god will grant him other extraordinary powers necessary to beat the poisonous snake.
All the rest of you are suckers, betting on a snake that is going against someone who can clearly channel god himself through a bunch of incoherent tongue-waggling.
Wait...
All the rest of you are suckers, betting on a snake that is going against someone who can clearly channel god himself through a bunch of incoherent tongue-waggling.
Wait...