(December 10, 2009 at 5:45 pm)leo-rcc Wrote:(December 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Wait, I can answer the god question!
We know that God is invisible because we can't see her(BBHH)! (Science!)
We know that God is pink because in our hearts we know that she(BBHH) is pink! (Faith!)
Therefore the Invisible Pink Unicorn(BBHH) is the most real God through a unification of science and faith!
Hopefully none of those FSM loving asshats post in this thread to talk their blasphemous nonsense of noodly appendages and flying spaghetti! Sheesh, what retards!
Woot! What do I win?
Rhizo
What nonsense. Everyone knows that the Church of the Flying spaghetti monster (BBHNA) has science on its side. We have the very scientific charts proving that the decrease of pirates lead to global warming. In the last two years we've had a cooling effect. Why? Pirates in Somalia. QED Bitchaz!!
The Flying spaghetti monster (BBHNA) is also the one holding us to the ground with his noodly appendages. In china they have more noodles, so more pressurre downward, so shorter people.
Anyone can see the Church of the FSM (BBHNA) is the only true religion.
NOODLY BULLSHIT! I can't believe that you can believe that belief in the FSM is any better than worshiping your own belly button lint! Believe it! (Suck it Naruto!) Everyone knows that the temperature of the universe is controlled by the IPU's(BBHH) magic horn! That and trancendental gnomes that control the waves by dancing at the bottom of the ocean.
Rhizo
