If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Welcome NuckChorris, sorry I'm so bad.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Welcome NuckChorris, sorry I'm so bad.
binny
