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Holy Fuckballs, Batman
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Holy Fuckballs, Batman
This brings "Blow Allah Out Your Ass" to a whole new level.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/world/...TE&ei=5043

Quote:r. Khalid’s aides took the visitor to an armored room in the basement of a safe house in Taimani, an upscale neighborhood in the capital city, for a security screening. They were no doubt mindful of what happened in September 2011 when a Taliban peace emissary was allowed to meet with a prominent Afghan peace envoy and then killed him with a bomb hidden in his turban.

Watching the man over closed-circuit television, they ordered him to strip naked, which he did. Satisfied, they let him get dressed and took him to see their boss upstairs.

Then he blew up. The suicide bomber killed only himself, but Mr. Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms.

Now, months after that attack, on Dec. 6, a spokesman for the National Directorate of Security, Shafiqullah Tahiri, confirmed that the attacker had hidden the bomb inside his rectum.

I wonder where that is written in the fucking koran?
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Messages In This Thread
Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Minimalist - June 8, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by orogenicman - June 8, 2013 at 9:41 pm
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Minimalist - June 8, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Mystical - June 8, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Dragonetti - June 8, 2013 at 10:46 pm
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Cato - June 9, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Jackalope - June 9, 2013 at 12:53 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Mystical - June 9, 2013 at 1:42 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Minimalist - June 9, 2013 at 2:54 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by pocaracas - June 9, 2013 at 3:54 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by downbeatplumb - June 9, 2013 at 5:49 am
RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman - by Minimalist - June 9, 2013 at 12:10 pm

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