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RE: Jesus Spanking
June 12, 2013 at 9:52 am
(June 12, 2013 at 7:44 am)littleendian Wrote:
(June 12, 2013 at 6:48 am)little_monkey Wrote: He was God made flesh. How can he not want to touch her?
Maybe because she was created in the image of his DAD? Maybe?

Touching Dad's ass: Dis-GUS-ting! Big Grin

Giving a child cancer: A sway of Gods wand.
Telling her and her griefing parents it's because she's been naughty: Priceless.

But he is his own father... oh wait, is he also the Holy Ghost? Let's see: 1+1+1 =3 = 1. That makes sense. I wish I could pay my bills that way.
MY BOOKS: https://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Palazzo/e/B07L44H19P

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Jesus Spanking - by Baalzebutt - June 11, 2013 at 6:07 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Minimalist - June 11, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Doubting Thomas - June 11, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by little_monkey - June 11, 2013 at 6:52 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Brian37 - June 11, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Faith No More - June 11, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by little_monkey - June 12, 2013 at 6:48 am
RE: Jesus Spanking - by littleendian - June 12, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: Jesus Spanking - by little_monkey - June 12, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Brian37 - June 12, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Doubting Thomas - June 12, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by KichigaiNeko - June 13, 2013 at 6:23 am
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Zen Badger - June 13, 2013 at 7:27 am
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Baalzebutt - June 13, 2013 at 9:37 pm
RE: Jesus Spanking - by Zen Badger - June 16, 2013 at 5:42 am



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