Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!

[Rev. Rye]

Well, it starts with the fact that the hero is described as being six inches tall, with a tongue three times as long, arms 200 feet long, and a penis that's anywhere from two to 45 feet in length. Now, once you've wrapped your mind around that image, imagine that monstrosity doing things like fart fetishism; showers golden, brown, and roman; bestiality; pedophilia (including newborn porn); incest (with his mother, daughter, and the Naruto character who is somehow genetically identical to both of them); literal ass spelunking; genital mutilation and fucking the wound; the mammalian equivalent of tentacle rape; the bizarre coexistence of scenes where a man stuffs his penis in another penis and rampant homophobia; and an author who constantly forgets what genitals women have.

Why didn't you just say it was Japanese porn?

Because it's made by some kid in Orange County, CA who doesn't seem to have grasped that Japan doesn't have In n Out Burger.