A missionary went to convert a remote tribe, and went to speak to the people.
"God created the entire universe," he said.
"Huzzunga!" shouted the crowd.
"God is our all-powerful ruler," the missionary continued.
"Huzzunga! shouted the crowd.
"God sent his only son to die so that we may have eternal life."
"Huzzunga!" went the crowd.
Feeling fired up, the missionary continued "If you accept God's son Jesus as your personal savior, you will live forever in paradise instead of being thrown into the lake of fire!"
The crowd shouted back even more fervently "Huzzunga!"
"Convert to Christianity and be saved from your heathen ways!" the missionary concluded.
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" said the crowd.
Afterward, the missionary was walking with the tribal chief when he saw the tribe's prized bull. "Can I get closer to see your bull?" the missionary asked.
"Yes," said the chief, "but be careful and don't step in the huzzunga."
"God created the entire universe," he said.
"Huzzunga!" shouted the crowd.
"God is our all-powerful ruler," the missionary continued.
"Huzzunga! shouted the crowd.
"God sent his only son to die so that we may have eternal life."
"Huzzunga!" went the crowd.
Feeling fired up, the missionary continued "If you accept God's son Jesus as your personal savior, you will live forever in paradise instead of being thrown into the lake of fire!"
The crowd shouted back even more fervently "Huzzunga!"
"Convert to Christianity and be saved from your heathen ways!" the missionary concluded.
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" said the crowd.
Afterward, the missionary was walking with the tribal chief when he saw the tribe's prized bull. "Can I get closer to see your bull?" the missionary asked.
"Yes," said the chief, "but be careful and don't step in the huzzunga."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
