Proving God Existence

[CleanShavenJesus]

I've stood idly long enough. Time to proof the true god. You listening, MS?

I shall prove The Dude's existence.

Trying to figure some necessary/definitive attributes for G
1. The Dude is the creator/initiator of the Universe
2. The Dude is unique
3. The Dude has actions (p)
4. The Dude is outside time, Dude must be one unit as if there are more than one entity time can be related to each other, but as time did not exist, then Dude is one UN-separated self-dependent unit
(The Eternal, The one, The self sufficient)
5. The Dude is outside and separate from the Universe
6. The Dude has a will; as if he didn’t then creating/starting the universe must be initiated from an external source which contradicts with the (proved) non-existence of time.
7. As Dude is unique and not similar to matter in the universe, he doesn’t have an image (an image is a reflection of light from objects; objects are constructed from molecules and atoms)


The only religion that gives a matching model for God is DUDEISM


Easy enough.

Consider yourself debunked, MS.