Need the toilet?

[Purple Rabbit]

Can I post my add here? I have some old and weary toilet seats I no longer use stacked in my living room and after 20 years or so I decided to sell 'm on the internet. The wife, you know, always complaining. They have all kinds of mysterious colors (mainly yellow and brown) and they sell for an euro each, but you must come and pick 'm up yourself, I'm not leaving my house since long. Too risky you know. Once let in a bunch of atheist evangelicals and they fucked up everything. They started shouting and saying I was evil and living in sin, just 'cause they couldn't figure out what a theological noncognitivist is. So who is interested?