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Geology jokes
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Geology jokes
Hey, did you hear the one about the trilobite, the paleontologist, and the creationist that walked into a bar?

The paleontologist asked for a drink. The other two just stared at the wall with blank looks on their faces.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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Geology jokes - by orogenicman - July 5, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: Geology jokes - by Psykhronic - July 5, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: Geology jokes - by NoraBrimstone - July 6, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: Geology jokes - by orogenicman - July 6, 2013 at 9:10 pm
RE: Geology jokes - by KichigaiNeko - July 6, 2013 at 9:43 pm
RE: Geology jokes - by Minimalist - July 6, 2013 at 9:54 pm



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