How are you today?

[Fruity]

lol this conversation about what women say regarding what they want is funny.
A lot of women I know:
Stay away from me! = Please, hunt me down.
I'm fat. = Tell me I'm pretty.
Tell me the truth. I won't get mad. = Tell me the truth so I can kill you.
Do you think she's pretty? = Tell me she's ugly.
I don't want to bother you... = I'm stalking you and I'm obsessed.
I usually don't do this on the first date = I want to fuck you, but still seem innocent.
You're trouble. I need to stay away. = You make me hot. Insist, so I can say I asked you to keep away and just fell into your trap.
Hey, girl, you look nice. = Haha! You look awful!


etc. etc. But hey, women have boobs, right?

I'm good today. I went to a wedding and came home feeling good. Had just enough to drink. Danced just enough. Mingled just enough. I feel just tired enough to go to bed content, but not too tired. This is great.