RE: How are you today?
July 7, 2013 at 9:19 am
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2013 at 9:20 am by Cyberman.)
I've learned a few things definitely not to say to women. For instance:
"Does my bum look big?" =/= "Hold on a second love, let me just back up a bit so I can get it all in focus."
That tends not to go down too well for some reason. Women eh?
"Does my bum look big?" =/= "Hold on a second love, let me just back up a bit so I can get it all in focus."
That tends not to go down too well for some reason. Women eh?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
