(July 12, 2013 at 4:06 am)whateverist Wrote:(July 11, 2013 at 5:44 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I don't scruple over my tits getting me free services. That's their pocket money.
Screw it. Next time there's a woman behind the counter, I'm stuffing some package enhancing socks down there. I wonder if it would help to wear my pants low enough to expose some top of the penis cleavage .. assuming I shave what you can see.
Just be polite charming and smell of soap....works for Zen
EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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