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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
Wasn't this the plot of a Star Trek TNG episode? I seem to remember something about the Klingons cloning their version of Jesus and then using it as a political pawn, only to have it exposed and rejected as an impostor. Something like that anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by The Reality Salesman - July 17, 2013 at 4:00 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by wwjs - July 17, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Jackalope - July 17, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Minimalist - July 17, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Walking Void - July 17, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Rahul - July 17, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Nine - July 18, 2013 at 4:43 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 4:47 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Paraselene - July 18, 2013 at 4:50 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Anomalocaris - July 18, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 4:53 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Paraselene - July 18, 2013 at 4:57 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Esquilax - July 18, 2013 at 5:48 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Cyberman - July 18, 2013 at 6:02 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Paraselene - July 18, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by LastPoet - July 18, 2013 at 6:28 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Doubting Thomas - July 18, 2013 at 9:22 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by Rahul - July 18, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah! - by bladevalant546 - July 18, 2013 at 9:38 am

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