Reminds me of the other evening. Shell and I had spent the day exploring a local nature reserve and bakin in the sun. On the way back, we stopped off at a pub for a drink and a curry. I had a scorching hot chicken find a loo - sorry, vindaloo, and Shell ordered garlic chicken. She can't stomach anything too spicy so she asked for hers to be as mild as they could make it. In the event, her food was if anything hotter than mine, and bore as much resemblance to garlic chicken as I do.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
