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Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
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Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
They both have catchphrases. ("faith" = "reason")
They both can't stand anyone else. Or each other.
They both preach. Everywhere.
They both think everyone else is crazy, either delusional or possessed.
They both think the other side has no morals. (The Crusades = Stalin)
They both join organizations that preach together.
They both have symbols.
They both quote famous believers. (Lane Craig = Harris)
They both have holy books. (The Bible = "On the Origin of Species")
They both write even more books.
Neither side will cease to exist because they're right, everyone else is wrong, and the only reason they don't agree is because they don't want to acknowledge the truth.

So don't you go around thinking you're special. Tongue
I was walking along the road with a Christian friend, ready to give my life to Christ.Angel
"Don't you see it?" he asked. Smile
"What?" Undecided
"It's Jesus! He's revealing himself to us!" Confusedhock:
"Really? Where? Where is he?" Sad
"Gone. You missed him." Wink Shades
"Shit." Angry
This is my testimony. You can't find Jesus if he's hiding. Big Grin
Hallelujah.Worship
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Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians - by GodIsDead - July 25, 2013 at 2:00 am

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