Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilot fly back to the base?
He forgot his helmet.
Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine.
It's like I have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
"A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
He forgot his helmet.
Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine.
It's like I have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
"A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
