Scientific Morality! It's about time!

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Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilot fly back to the base?
He forgot his helmet.

Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine.
It's like I have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

"A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

Very funny! But the biggest joke was happening all the while some people are so fucking serious

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Why is this so difficult to explain to the west? We can see and get anything in China as long as it is on our programs. We have porn, all International music, we can see everything except those things on certain western sites. It's not like we have a government that hides stuff, it's a matter of the governments trying to protect the west from talking nonsense and political/economic reasons. Business sanctions.

In the Western world we would call that a "Nanny state". Aren't your people mature enough to make their own individual decisions for what should be on your "programs"?

Why is YouTube blocked?

I think the west has a very uninformed view of who we are.

You're right.

Do you like our movies and pop stars?

You make movies?

Can you eat three big meals for less than $3 a day? Can you travel on 3000miles on the worlds fastest train for less than $100?

Of course not. Our standard of living is much higher than yours. That's why we outsource so much manufacturing to China and other countries that have lower standards of living.

Do you know how we apply Confucius values in our culture, at home, at school etc.?

Actually no. Not a bit. Got a website that can inform me on it?

Well, some of us would like to exchange our way of life for western lifestyles. When it comes to standard of life and living I will strongly disagree with you on that. We are different that I don't argue with but when it comes to what is called LIFE I don't desire western life at all. Been there done that, got the T-shirt!

I've been fucking with you! I work in China mate. I'm a white South African dude. I'm an Engineer and I enjoy life in China. I've been in the USA, England, Europe. I'll go back to Africa any day but I wouldn't want to live in the states or England. I'm serious.

I've been feeding yo local Chinese propaganda but personally I also believe that western people are just as much misinformed as the local Chinese are. The cultures are different and the Chinese are really very proud of their own heritage. Much more than Americans can wish to be. That's my honest opinion.