Someone had better tell the Moon what we've got in mind. Otherwise it's going to carry on having a twenty-eight day orbital cycle (give or take) and throw all the months out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'




