[Begin sarcasm]
"god": I gave you free will.
Me: But, what if I don't want to believe in you?
"god": You will suffer eternally in hell.
Me: But, what about free will? Can't I be given the voluntary choice to not believe in you?
"god": You must believe in me or suffer eternally!
Me: If this is so important to you, then why did you give me free will?
"god": You must believe in me or else!
Me: What about Adam and Eve, did they have free will?
"god": Yes, Eve ate the forbidden fruit and I told her not to!
Me: Is free will really voluntary? Or are you a narcissistic sadist?
"god": I am not a sadist!
Me: If you are not a sadist, then why did you create hell? Is it not for punishing those who refuse to believe you?
"god": I am done with you.
Me: I am done with you.
[/End sarcasm]
"god": I gave you free will.
Me: But, what if I don't want to believe in you?
"god": You will suffer eternally in hell.
Me: But, what about free will? Can't I be given the voluntary choice to not believe in you?
"god": You must believe in me or suffer eternally!
Me: If this is so important to you, then why did you give me free will?
"god": You must believe in me or else!
Me: What about Adam and Eve, did they have free will?
"god": Yes, Eve ate the forbidden fruit and I told her not to!
Me: Is free will really voluntary? Or are you a narcissistic sadist?
"god": I am not a sadist!
Me: If you are not a sadist, then why did you create hell? Is it not for punishing those who refuse to believe you?
"god": I am done with you.
Me: I am done with you.
[/End sarcasm]