RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 8:23 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm by Violet.)
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-
And that's why you should hang out with people like me... much better than a right hand, left hand, AND tri-vibrator combo.
Also, prettier, and more inclined to cuddle with you.
(August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.
Am I sympathetic? I should be. I am not, however.
Quote:But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts.
What they talk about is generally irrelevant
You weren't in the relationship to talk to them, were you? 
That's what friends are for.. talking.Girlfriends and boyfriends? They're for fucking. Hopefully? Often.
Edit: Unless the friend happens to be me. But that's because I'm an unabashed whoring hedonist.
(August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've been single for a year and a half and I have two hands and some toys. Perfect.
You can so do better
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
