Miracles and Anti-supernaturalism

[ITChick]

I would like to share a story about a miracle that I experienced today.

I was standing outside work complaining that I forgot to charge my phone last night and that it was almost dead. As I walked through reception the reception lady stopped me and told me that I had a parcel. The parcel contained a phone charger!

True story.

Now I'm aware that some of you might be sceptical about this story. You might think that I made it up. But I ask you this: how am I posting this if it's not true?

Others might think that I only received the charger because I ordered it earlier this week. You would be correct in thinking that is why I receive it, but I ask you this: Why did I receive it exactly when I needed it the most?

As I'm a pastafarian this is proof to me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does indeed exist. All praise His Noodliness!!!!

(Yes, that really is how Christians sound to me when they talk about miracles. I didn't even believe it when I was a Christian)

Edit: And wtf is up with the formatting? I call miracle.