What Is The Point Of Prayer?

[Cinjin]

It has already been said, but I will sum it up anyway.

Prayer is the medium in which we ask God to make His will for our life, our own will. It is us asking God to change our wants to what He wants for us. In short it is the free giving of our will and the adoption of "His will be done, on earth (in the prayer's life) as it is in Heaven."

I'll translate that for the intelligent people:

Prayer is the lazy, elitist way in which fucktards ask themselves for permission to do the must mundane of activities in their lives. It's them trying to convince themselves that the most insignificant of coincidences are messages from a wizard who will never love them the way he loves himself. In short, it is a leftover of primitive man, and if they aren't praying to one douche bag, they're simply praying to another.




This picture of the "holy spirit" should help clarify: