High there

[Father Herman]

You must seriously new to the internet.

Poe's law ... states roughly that it is impossible to tell the difference between a religious fundamentalist and someone pretending to be one. More generally, a Poe is the term for an atheist (usually) posing as a theist ... often for parody.

I'm not new to the internet, but the places I usually go tend to be low on slang. So the next question is what do you mean by a "fundamentalist?"

As for ceiling cat -- "Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers."

As it happens I've got seven cats.
A Very Beautiful cat can be seen here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ceiling_Cat

H

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So, are you really a priest? ... my psych has been manipulated into automatically thinking priests, therefore, pervs.
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Do you ever think of fucking? Do you ever turn at the passing of a thong? Does it hurt to wake up in the morning and not be able to play with it? Do you have a form of release that does not make you feel guilty?

So, Ivy ... you felt all this was necessary somehow?
Anyway, nice to meet you, I'm sure.

No, I'm not a priest. I'm a monk. Monks have been called Father since at least the 3rd century.

H