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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 4:38 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:

So when a jet crashes thats you fucking up!
Where were you on 9/11 on a break?





When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.



Messages In This Thread
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Nine - August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by ITChick - August 21, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Mark Dreher - August 23, 2013 at 7:09 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 8:47 am

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