[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello

[Mark Dreher]

When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.

Shouldn't you be arrested for negligence and manslaughter then?

Maybe so, maybe so.

But, I usually remember, to do it.

You must look at the big picture.

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A god who forgets to do something? What an impotent deity.

Not worth a lick of worship. I'd rather go party with Satan

I am not God.

I can forget.

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So, I take that you are ignoring my request for you to write in paragraphs then?

I don't have a choice, in the matter.

I only type, one way.

"Epigrams".

Poems.

Short witty poems.

That is how you know you're dealing with a clever being.

A DemiGod

Should be able, to

Spout poems.

"Ah, the Lord thy God, is he not a speaker of parables?"