About Jesus!

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Not even the Catholic church possess records from when he was alive.

Ah, but they have a bunch of relics. Only recently Jesus' foreskin was stolen.-and let's not forget the Shroud of Turin.


During the middle ages,there were enough pieces of the True Cross and nails from the crucifiction scattered around Europe to build a small house. One can only assume that's exactly what happened, as none of those relics remain extant. I simply cannot imagine what became of all that straw from the manger and several gallons of breast milk from the Virgin Mary.


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Did the Vatican steal Jesus' foreskin so people would shut up about the savior's penis?
By David FarleyPosted Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006, at 12:32 PM ET

In 1983, as the residents of Calcata, a small town 30 miles north of Rome, prepared for their annual procession honoring a holy relic, a shocking announcement from the parish priest put a damper on festivities. "This year, the holy relic will not be exposed to the devotion of the faithful. It has vanished. Sacrilegious thieves have taken it from my home." Not since the Middle Ages, when lopped-off body parts of divine do-gooders were bought, sold, and traded, has relic theft been big news. But the mysterious disappearance of Calcata's beloved curio is different.

http://www.slate.com/id/2155745/