Some years ago, back when I was in the Department, I was chatting with a fellow Admin Assistant as was our wont when we were supposed to be working. We got onto the subject of families and she remarked on the size of my clan, saying that we breed like rabbits. Then she asked how Sam was, to which I replied without thinking, "Like a rabbit".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
