About Jesus!

[Rev. Rye]

Not even the Catholic church possess records from when he was alive.

Ah, but they have a bunch of relics. Only recently Jesus' foreskin was stolen.-and let's not forget the Shroud of Turin.

What I cannot understand is how the prepuce would have survived all those years. I just looked on Google, and I found out that, traditionally, it was buried. Something tells me that however long it takes for a foreskin to break down into an unrecognizable state, it probably would have long become part of the earth by the time it should have occurred to anybody to dig it up, and identifying it among the many foreskins that would have been taken off around the same time would be another matter entirely.
And as for the type of person who would have wanted to save the Baby Jesus' foreskin, the possibilities are mind-bogglingly bizarre.