(September 5, 2013 at 2:13 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I smoke a pipe. It makes me mysterious, in a sexy sorta way. When I smoke weed, it makes everything else mysterious, in a 'I can't operate this damned doorknob/my shoes smell like nachos/Mmm...nachos/oh, god...the dog is onto me/the NSA is talking to me through my fillings' sorta way.
I'll stick to nicotine, thank you. And alcohol. Plus the occasional opiate. LSD too.
But THC is right out...for the moment, anyway.
Aww, screw it. Puff puff, give...you stingy bastards!
I also love smoking a pipe but my wife hates it - even though I sit in the garden to do it. Most of the time I make do with cigarettes but they are nowhere near as good.
