(September 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm)Deckard Wrote: I got home this evening... A bit peckish... Opened the fridge and all I had was cheese... Opened the cupboard and the first things I saw was bread and branston pickle (small chunks).
God clearly gave me a sign... And he wanted me to have a cheese and pickle sandwich so I didn't die of light hunger...
How do you explain that dumbass atheists?!
I LOVE Jesus! Oops, sorry. I meant I love cheeses!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!