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Calculating the trajectory of jesus
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
(September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:



Load him up and let's see.

That gives me an idea.

Step 1: Hire a numerologist to peruse the Bible until he finds the secret code which reveals the exact trajectory of Christ's ascent
Step 2: Launch Christians from catapult until the trajectory is replicated to atomic precision
Step 3: Continue until you have either discovered the front door of Heaven or until you run out of Christians

One way or another, the eternal question of God's existence will be resolved by the end of the experiment.
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Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Faith No More - September 11, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Minimalist - September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Ryantology - September 11, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by freedomfromforum - September 11, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Godschild - September 12, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Anomalocaris - September 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 7:11 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Captain Colostomy - September 11, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Cyberman - September 11, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Bad Writer - September 11, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 9:45 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Captain Colostomy - September 11, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 11, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Minimalist - September 11, 2013 at 9:42 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Minimalist - September 11, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Cyberman - September 11, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by max-greece - September 12, 2013 at 1:58 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Tonus - September 12, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 12, 2013 at 2:15 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Bad Writer - September 12, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 12, 2013 at 2:40 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Cyberman - September 12, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by max-greece - September 12, 2013 at 6:46 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Bad Writer - September 12, 2013 at 11:24 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Bad Writer - September 12, 2013 at 2:42 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Lemonvariable72 - September 12, 2013 at 2:49 am
RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus - by Cyberman - September 13, 2013 at 11:56 am



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