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Politically Incorrect Jokes
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 14, 2013 at 9:39 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2013 at 9:42 pm by freedomfromforum.)
Two christians walk into a bar....

Oh wait, no they didn't.

Never mind...
Two Muslims blow up a bar....

Never mind.
Two atheists walk into a bar...

And they have a great time, saying....

Never mind.
(September 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm)AtheistCreed Wrote:
(September 14, 2013 at 9:26 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: I'll give it a try.

A town is threatened by the river overflowing. A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian decide to get down on their knees and pray to god for help. They agree that if the river floods the whole town in spite of their prayers, then it is god's will.

After prayers the Jew looks out the window and says, "Look! Some godless atheist is lining the river with sand bags!"

Eh, I tried.

Hah, I liked it.


Here is a joke.

A Muslim accidentally stood up while peeing and a drop of piss got on his pants so he went to hell!

Oh wait that's not a joke... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFbZslKqn4

This made me piss myself....

I guess I'm fucked!
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Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jiggerj - September 14, 2013 at 9:26 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Raeven - September 14, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 14, 2013 at 9:54 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by freedomfromforum - September 14, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 15, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 15, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Rahul - September 15, 2013 at 10:03 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by LastPoet - September 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Neo-Scholastic - September 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Captain Colostomy - September 15, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 15, 2013 at 7:36 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 15, 2013 at 9:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 16, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 16, 2013 at 11:16 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Davidthegoliath - September 23, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 17, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Snidely Whiplash - December 31, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 17, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 17, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by downbeatplumb - September 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 18, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by max-greece - September 18, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by KichigaiNeko - September 19, 2013 at 8:00 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - September 19, 2013 at 8:56 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by garbishcan - September 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by LastPoet - September 19, 2013 at 10:07 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 19, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by pocaracas - September 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - September 20, 2013 at 7:20 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 20, 2013 at 11:06 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 20, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 21, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 21, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - September 21, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 21, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - September 21, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 1:24 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 23, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 23, 2013 at 2:07 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 8:13 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by AtheistCreed - September 23, 2013 at 8:39 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 24, 2013 at 9:17 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - September 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Kayenneh - September 29, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - September 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Rahul - September 30, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - October 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Sejanus - October 22, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by max-greece - October 22, 2013 at 2:50 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by FlyingNarwhal - October 22, 2013 at 7:48 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by DLJ - October 22, 2013 at 8:36 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - October 22, 2013 at 9:35 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by DLJ - October 22, 2013 at 10:04 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by KichigaiNeko - October 23, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Ben Davis - October 23, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Minimalist - December 31, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Kayenneh - December 31, 2013 at 3:57 am
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Belac Enrobso - January 5, 2014 at 8:20 pm
RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes - by Cyberman - January 6, 2014 at 4:30 pm

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