(September 14, 2013 at 9:51 pm)Raeven Wrote: This couple sends their kid to school, and he does pretty well, but he really struggles with math. The parents try everything to help him improve: They study with him, hire tutors, but nothing helps. Finally, at their wits' end, they decide to send him to the local Catholic school, which has a reputation for turning out great math students. Sure enough, the kid begins to improve! His progress is sudden and dramatic! One day, the parents ask him, "What was it that made the difference for you in math? All that studying, all those tutors, nothing helped. What's so special about the Catholic school's method?" The kid replies, "Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the big plus sign, I figured they weren't fucking around!!"
That punchline is epic!
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
