I'm from TEXAS (see how it's bigger?).
Texans lose on most things, but we win on two: roaches and meat. Our roaches will kick your roaches' ass, and we know what to do with meat in Texas. Ever been to a "barbecue" in New York? It's adorable. You Yankees and Europeans can have your rational politics and your nice healthcare and education. We have big ass roaches and really delicious meat. Suck on THAT.
Texans lose on most things, but we win on two: roaches and meat. Our roaches will kick your roaches' ass, and we know what to do with meat in Texas. Ever been to a "barbecue" in New York? It's adorable. You Yankees and Europeans can have your rational politics and your nice healthcare and education. We have big ass roaches and really delicious meat. Suck on THAT.