"In the words of Esther Rantzen, 'life is uncertain'. My life certainly has a certain uncertainty about it; and I'm pretty certain that yours does, too. So with your uncertainty, and my uncertainty, there's certainly a certain degree of uncertainty about. Of that, we can be - quite sure."
-- Rowan Atkinson, from his live show.
-- Rowan Atkinson, from his live show.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
