(July 31, 2013 at 1:51 pm)purduejones Wrote: I'm going from Quaker to agnostic and now athiest. I've seen the light, so to speak. I find myself missing that the theory of prayer and the actual thought it would be heard and might happen. Now that I've come to the realization that is totally outrageous, I'm feeling the loss of that ignorant calm. Has anyone else dealt with this? How have you dealt with this? Keep in mind I'm new.
LOL Welcome to the light. But, please tell me, why is it that prayer caved in your religious beliefs while you completely overlooked the utterly outrageous premise of an ALL-knowing, ALL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere (watching you 24/7 even while you're taking a dump), who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and will condemn you to an eternity in hell for what you do in the 80 or so years you do here?
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
