OK - true story. This just happened - I fixed it in the last 10 minutes.
All day my email program (Windows Live Mail) was refusing to go online. I would click the button that said "Go Online" and it would tell me to go fuck myself....(virtually.) It was annoying but I was seeing my email on my phone so I knew there was nothing urgent going on. Anyway, I went out and when I came back I went into Google and put in "Windows Live Mail Go Online button not functioning" without the quotes. I got plenty of hits and the first one was a web forum where someone noted that they had accidentally hit the "Go Offline" button and couldn't get it to go back "online." It was possible I did that and the solution was to go into Internet Explorer and access a web site. I did. It then said "IE must go online to access this web page" Okay? I clicked "Okay." It then said "Go Back offline?" I said "go fuck yourself" while clicking no.
As promised, when I went back to Live Mail the system was online.
What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?
All day my email program (Windows Live Mail) was refusing to go online. I would click the button that said "Go Online" and it would tell me to go fuck myself....(virtually.) It was annoying but I was seeing my email on my phone so I knew there was nothing urgent going on. Anyway, I went out and when I came back I went into Google and put in "Windows Live Mail Go Online button not functioning" without the quotes. I got plenty of hits and the first one was a web forum where someone noted that they had accidentally hit the "Go Offline" button and couldn't get it to go back "online." It was possible I did that and the solution was to go into Internet Explorer and access a web site. I did. It then said "IE must go online to access this web page" Okay? I clicked "Okay." It then said "Go Back offline?" I said "go fuck yourself" while clicking no.
As promised, when I went back to Live Mail the system was online.
What kind of a fucking moron devises such a system?
