(September 21, 2013 at 4:20 pm)Michael Schubert Wrote: Regardless of how God used his or her magic to create life and the world, everyone knows that magic does not exist. So.....
Oh no, it's not magic. God spoke the 'word' and everything came into existence. It's all very logical, ya see?
But, ummm, don't stand before god if he ever talks to you. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but god's words can turn you into a goat/slash/fish/slash/paper weight.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
